Deck The Halls 闪亮之屋
主演: Matthew Broderick & Danny Devito
年代: 2006

圣诞电影台词:
Buddy Hall: I want my house to be seen from space!
Jingle All The Way 圣诞老豆
主演: Arnold Schwarzenegger & Sinbad
年代: 1996

圣诞电影台词:
Myron Larabee: I work for the post office so you know I’m not stable! Tell ‘em!
Howard Langston: This man is totally insane.
Myron Larabee: Thank you!

Eight Crazy Nights 八夜疯狂
主演: Adam Sandler
年代: 2002

圣诞电影台词:
Davey: Hey jelly jugs, next time you come to my gym you better wear a bra.
Whitey: He’s was just kidding son, you’ve got very nice breasts.

How The Grinch Stole Christmas 圣诞怪杰
主演: Jim Carrey
年代: 2000

圣诞电影台词:
Cindy Lou Who: Thanks for saving me.
The Grinch: [ stops in his tracks] Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrongo. I just noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear.
[grabs wrapping paper and starts wrapping Cindy up]
The Grinch: Hold still.
[ to Max]
The Grinch: Max, pick out a bow.
[ to Cindy]
The Grinch: Can I use your finger for a sec?

Four Christmases 四个圣诞
主演: Vince Vaughn & Reese Witherspoon
年代: 2008

圣诞电影台词:
Jim: I’m not trying to be your father, I’m hoping for a chance to be your friend.
Brad: You were my friend, you were my best friend, but now you’re sleeping with my mom and it’s a little bit weird for me.

Bad Santa 圣诞坏公公
主演: Billy Bob Thorton
年代: 2003

圣诞电影台词:
Sue: I’ve always had a thing for Santa Claus. In case you didn’t notice. It’s like some deep-seeded childhood thing.
Willie: So is my thing for tits.

Fred Claus 圣诞老人兄弟
主演: Vince Vaughn & Paul Giamatti
年代: 2007

圣诞电影台词:
Fred: Santa’s having some trouble getting the sled off the ground?
[his mother plugs her ears]
Mother Claus: [ singing] Jingle bells, jingle bells…

A Christmas Story 圣诞故事
主演: Peter Billingsley & Darren McGavin
年代: 1983

圣诞电影台词:
Santa Claus: How about a nice football?
Ralphie as Adult:[narrating] Football? Football? What’s a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out ‘football’.
Santa Claus: Okay, get him out of here.
Ralphie as Adult:[narrating] A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up!
Ralphie: [Ralphie is shoved down the slide, but he stops himself and climbs back up] No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Santa Claus: You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.

Elf 圣诞精灵
主演: Will Ferrell & James Caan
年代: 2003

圣诞电影台词:
Gimbel’s Santa: Now what can I get you for Christmas?
Buddy: Don’t tell him what you want, he’s a liar.
Gimbel’s Santa: Let the kid talk.
Buddy: You disgust me! How can you live with yourself?
Gimbel’s Santa: Just cool it, Zippy.
Buddy: You sit on a throne of lies.
Gimbel’s Santa: Look, I’m not kiddin’.
Buddy: You’re a fake.
Gimbel’s Santa: I’m a fake?
Buddy: Yes!
Gimbel’s Santa: How’d you like to be dead, huh? Ho, ho, just kidding.
Buddy: You stink.
Gimbel’s Santa: I think you’re gonna have a good Christmas, all right.
Buddy: You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa.

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
主演: Chevy Chase & Randy Quaid
年代: 1989

圣诞电影台词:
Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I’m doing just fine, Clark.